how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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