I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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