I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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