i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube