No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!