okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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