I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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