There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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