i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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