Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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