how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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