she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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