Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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