My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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