Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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