Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Can you bring me the toilet please
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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