at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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