There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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