He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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