I've blown a few things in my day
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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