i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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