Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So many bounce houses so little time
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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