Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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