the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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