hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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