Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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