I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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