Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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