Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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