thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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