yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Did you pee in the oven last night??
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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