If that was your dad, he is hot
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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