So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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