Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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