BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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