look no pants
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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