So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
It's blow job season.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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