She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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