four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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