bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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