I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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