we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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