The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize