We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
this hospital has no fireball
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
