He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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