it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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