I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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