Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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