there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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