the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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