Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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