So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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