so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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