i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
