Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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