he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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